This is why I love kids:

Today we were walking home from our frisbee game and we passed a little boy and his dad getting out of their car. We exchange hellos and the boy yells "wait!" as he climbs to stick his head (and most of his body) outside the window of the car.
The boy says, "Do you know my name?"
John says, "No, I don't, what is it?"
"Elliot"
"Hi Elliot"
Me: "Hi Elliot, do you live in this house?"
"NO, I live in Elliot's house."