Kloumr Botanicals
"Hey, no fair, there's genitalia in my plant."
I am proud, yet at the same time saddened, to admit this phrase just came out of my mouth. We returned from a weekend away to find a plant I have been nursing back to health (after the stressful month of May where there was a woeful lack of watering happening in this house) with a few bright yellow, phallic-like growths in my shamrock plant.
"Oh, great. Who put the yellow penises in the shamrock plant
? Leo? Nora?"
Possible caption to the photo (from husband):
When un-erect they are an unimpressive 2mm in size, but when watered vigorously, the penis 'shrooms can and will grow to astounding heights....Kids, don't try this at home.
I am proud, yet at the same time saddened, to admit this phrase just came out of my mouth. We returned from a weekend away to find a plant I have been nursing back to health (after the stressful month of May where there was a woeful lack of watering happening in this house) with a few bright yellow, phallic-like growths in my shamrock plant.
"Oh, great. Who put the yellow penises in the shamrock plant
? Leo? Nora?"Possible caption to the photo (from husband):
When un-erect they are an unimpressive 2mm in size, but when watered vigorously, the penis 'shrooms can and will grow to astounding heights....Kids, don't try this at home.
posted by KLOU | 6:05 PM
3 Comments:
ok Klou, Shamrocks are technically bulbs and have bulbs underneath the soil. I'm not sure about penis shaped bulbs though..
Did your toilet-papering friends have a key to your house?
The TP bandits couldn't have made it through the alarm system... I wondered about that at first.
I repotted all the bulbs in hopes of the regeneration of shamrocks... only to have everything come up penises! From what I can tell there are only more to come from the fungal area.
It is the attack of the yellow penises!
Um, do you have smurfs living in there too. I'd look a bit closer. It could be a plot by Gargamel and Azreal to trap the smufs by setting up homes that look like their real ones... Holy crap I need to lay off the drugs.
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