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Location: Midwest, United States

Monday, September 22, 2008

Dear village of Wasilla: We know where your idiot is

Sarah Palin makes me want to barf or maybe cry and this is why:
  • She reminds me that the Republican party is made up of a bunch of people that are anti-intellect, which scares the shit out of me when they are ONE of TWO major parties in this country. Think: 50/50 chance.
  • I hate her voice.
  • I hate her one liners that have no substance.
  • I hate how she says the name of her interviewer over, and over, and over. Kind of like she is trying to fill up time with extra "verbage" to save herself from being asked more questions she doesn't know how to answer.
  • I hate that she doesn't talk policy. What are we doing with a VP candidate that CANNOT talk policy?
  • I hate that she catagorizes herself as a "hockey mom".
  • She belittles community organizers while glorifying hockey moms.
  • I hate that she wears glasses just because they make her look smart, rather than pretty.
  • She lies. How many trouble-some things has the media recently dug up? Trooper-gate, Bridge to Nowhere, charging per diems from the state government while living at home? Shameless.
  • She is another right-wing moral crusader- but only on topics that she deems "important" like abortion- lying and bending the rules is just fine.
  • She reminds me of George W.: cute, stupid, and terribly cocky.
  • She knows nothing about foreign policy, the economy, or health care- all things that are of vital importance to the survival of our country currently.
  • Her 17 year old daughter is pregnant- maybe she should put some more energy into parenting and less energy into... her lipstick quotes.
  • People like her although she has no substance.
  • Most of all: she scares the living daylights out of me.

3 Comments:

Blogger mk said...

Dear Klou.

I'm choosing to laugh my ass off. If I don't, I might develop an ulcer. Worst case scenario is that I have an open invitation to live north of the border. I'm sure they'd take a couple more. You in?

6:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This cracked me up, although your last one stopped me in my tracks and made me want to cry for fear.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I am scared out of my mind about her and how the GOP machine is using her because any critique of her is 'sexist.'

8:30 AM  

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