Watch out, it's catching
Watch out, folks it is in the water. I am talking about the P word, or the P condition, rather. It is overcoming amazing odds and shocking people across our region!!! Take precautions, now!
In the last few weeks, I have been told of three, yes three and counting, friends who have been attacked by the case of the surprise pregnancy.
Case #1: Person was taking birth control pills reliably, anticipating that said condition was years off. Or now. Surprise!
Case #2: Person is dating same person, using same method of birth control for a year, and guess what!?! In late April there is a surprise that will be delivered to her, from her own body!! shocking! (unfortunately this is the second such surprise for this person).
Case #3: Person with not-quite-two-year old who had to be artificially conceived. Surprise!! This time worked much better, even through birth control! And this time promises to be double the fun, because surprise, you get two this time!!!
DON'T LET YOURSELF BE CASE #4!! Take precautions now, or you may be the next contestant on "Surprise, You are MULITIPLYING!"
In the last few weeks, I have been told of three, yes three and counting, friends who have been attacked by the case of the surprise pregnancy.
Case #1: Person was taking birth control pills reliably, anticipating that said condition was years off. Or now. Surprise!
Case #2: Person is dating same person, using same method of birth control for a year, and guess what!?! In late April there is a surprise that will be delivered to her, from her own body!! shocking! (unfortunately this is the second such surprise for this person).
Case #3: Person with not-quite-two-year old who had to be artificially conceived. Surprise!! This time worked much better, even through birth control! And this time promises to be double the fun, because surprise, you get two this time!!!
DON'T LET YOURSELF BE CASE #4!! Take precautions now, or you may be the next contestant on "Surprise, You are MULITIPLYING!"
posted by KLOU | 9:07 AM
1 Comments:
That was hilarrrrious to read!! I hope I'm not #1, 2 or 3 and just don't know it. Don't keep those kinds of secrets from me!
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